Naiyah!

I was fortunate to sit down and have my little old face snapped lots of times by the lovely Naiyah D. Scaife. Actress, Writer, Photographer. Here’s a link to her twitter! Here are a few of the shots from that morning!

Periphery!

Here we are! Weekend number 3 of Periphery’s run! It’s officially half way done 😦 Time flies when you’re spreading the word on civil rights!

It’s been an amazing and a roller coaster experience. But I have truly met some wonderful people and friends in this cast and crew.

Without further ado, some pics from the show and a link for tickets. Remember, promo code GOOD will get you $10 off your admission price!

Bonjour 2017!

Hello hello hello! Welcome to 2017! A year that is set to be significantly better than last year (hopefully)!  I began my year in Paris, France with my lovely boyfriend. There we were, just hours after the countdown and into the new year drunkenly arguing on where I left my phone in the french pub, only to discover it was in his back pocket. c’est romantique! But truly, what a wonderful vacation in a wonderful city with a wonderful person. I can’t wait to go back someday.

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So cute, right?

BUT down to business, what does 2017 have in store for Cassandra? This is her website right? That’s what this post should be about? YES.

Well, although I can’t share all the specifics just yet, I can say that there will be some new shorts coming out this year with the help of Ranko Petrovic and Last Chanz Productions! I’m also in development with the wonderful director Brooke Waldrop for a short film written by and starring me, so keep an eye out for more details on that along with other awesome ‘tent (content if you’re a square). And hey, in the meantime check out one of Brooke’s hilarious sketches on Funny or Die!

As always, you can catch me weekly on the Smodcast Network’s Nooner Podcast. Make sure to subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, or where ever you listen to your podcasts. And if you need a sweet bump of comedy every Tuesday morning you can listen LIVE from 9AM-11AM as we record and stream on the Smodcast’s streaming website.

Finally, anyone in Los Angeles make sure to keep checking back on my live shows since I can only hope and pray that there are many this year. Coming up starting this Saturday (1/21/17) I will be in a play called “Periphery”. It focuses on the lives and opinions of the people in Greensboro, NC during the 1960’s Woolworth’s Sit Ins. It’s a fantastic play focusing on a historic movement for Civil Rights. I’m proud to be a part of such an important play with such a talented cast and crew. We run for 6 weeks and I specifically will be on the Saturday evening performances. You can buy tickets here. Use the code “GOOD” for the friend’s and family discount.

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FINALLY finally, I’ve got a show on 2/14/17 at The Pack Theater in Los Angeles. It’s called “The Citizenship Test Show”! Please come out and support as we hope to make this a regular show at The Pack and we need your support! More details to come, but I mean, you didn’t really have anything planned for Valentine’s Day did you??

Okay, that’s all for now. If you haven’t already make sure to follow me on Instagram (@casscardenes), Twitter (@casscardenes again) and snapchat (casscardenes if you didn’t guess already). Also go like my Facebook page (Cassandra Cardenes)! Check back on this site often since you like the look of my face and/or the sound of my voice, and for fun head over to my iMDB page to keep my star meter in or above the 666,000’s. Because that’s where it is now and I’m feeling pretty fine, so thanks Satan!

Ta ta for now!

Cassandra

 

 

Sitting in my own farts.

I’m sitting outside of the airport waiting to pick someone up and stinking my car up with farts from a weekend of Italian food…. Wait, what? You’re on my website to watch videos, check for show dates, and generally find out who the fuck I am?

Well that’s embarrassing, but also sums up just who I am. Someone with a sensative stomach and an over sharing problem. Check out my stand up to hear more.

Okay, I’ll be frank, I’m just updating my page because it’s time to. I can say this: I have some exciting stuff going on that I’m not allowed to talk about. I SWEAR THOUGH!! 

That is seriously the best way to bullshit people as an actor “oh yeah big things in the works but I’m not allowed to talk about them, you understand.”

I mean it though. Here is a pic I took before and audition for a film that I booked. I can do that right? Oh I’m being sued? Fuck.


YO did you guys know I cut my hair? That’s a career update if I’ve ever heard one. 

Anyway, keep checking back because I love you so much. More details and things coming soon. 

Xox Cassandra 

Happy New April!?

Good morning, this is my first post of the year… Oops.. I swear I update my show page!! Anyway, here is a link to a very special drunk podcast we did on Saturday evening in celebration of my birthday:

I want to promote this one specifically because it’s all about me. And I love when things are all about me. Have you seen my website? It’s literally all about me.

Mama loves her little babies.

Cassandra

The Gisele Show: Mit Friends!

Hello all you love bugs!

Hope you’re all adjusting to daylight savings and cold weather better than I am right now. It takes everything in me to resist the urge to just go to bed at 6PM every day when the sun is gone, and the fact that I am always bundled up in warm clothes now that LA has dropped into the 60s doesn’t help. Who am I?

So last Saturday I had the privilege of being the first stand up comedian to perform on the brand new podcast “The Gisele Show: Mit Friends!”. It’s hosted by the lovely and talented Gisele Nett (@GiseleNett). The podcast is about supporting creativity and sharing it with the world. I have a link below and it is the link to my portion of it (which is about 7 minutes of stand up). If you have the time, you can find the entire show (which I highly recommend listening to) at podcast.thegiseleshow.com. On the full show you’ll hear all the other segments including a goodwill shopping exchange, a few sketches, and an interview with me after my stand up set.

That’s all for now children! Love you!!

Cassandra